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It’s already well established that xXx: Return of Xander Cage has a serious problem with the laws of physics (opens in new tab), and now its latest trailer is going after the basic moral underpinnings of human society. Should you play with explosives in a crowded nightclub? Is it acceptable to jettison a group of people who mean you no harm out of the back of a cargo plane? The answers may surprise you.
Vin Diesel’s boss lets him knock a dude out as a “welcome back” surprise
Concussions are really bad for you!
He launches a bunch of unprepared guys out the back of a plane
Because skydiving doesn’t require careful preparation or anything.
Sailing into a full parking lot to stop one car
Hope everybody’s insurance was up to date!
Playing hot potato with a grenade in a crowd
There’s having a good time and then there’s blowing up 20 people because your hand slipped.
Opting for the napkin-dispenser-to-head kick
C’mon, Samuel L. Jackson could have talked that robber down. He’s Samuel L. Jackson.
How many alpacas died to make that huge collar?!
Just so Vin could feel nice and toasty as he delivers the perfunctory “good to be back” line.
Directed by D.J. Caruso and starring Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Nina Dobrev, Kris Wu, Ruby Rose, and Donnie Yen, xXx: The Return of Xander Cage will open in the UK and US on January 20, 2017.
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